Story of seasons a wonderful life wiki11/19/2023 ![]() ![]() ![]() Napoleon Dynamite: Gross! Freaking idiot! Settle into your new farm in Forgotten Valley, as you get your hands on some land the old-fashioned way: by getting so bored of living in the big city that you just had to inherit your family's property, and ain't that the millennial dream? Of course, like everything millennials love, this was a lot more charming back in 2004. Yeah, yeah, it's cute, but "cute" doesn't pay the bills, now, does it? Now, hop along, pal Papa's got limited barn space and big dreams. Revisit the 3D farm simulator of your childhood, in all its adorably remastered glory, now with way smoother textures, the ability to play as a female character without buying an entirely separate game, a mysterious artist who doesn't want to talk to you, a big gross soup, same-sex marriage, and a goat you can actually sell once it's overstayed its welcome. ![]() Wait, so you're telling me there isn't a terrifying cave with dinosaurs to slaughter? And the only magic is from some weird little recipe elves? Okay, I guess I can put away my interesting games and play this one instead sounds like fun. by making you wish you were playing a different, better game the entire time. From the developers (Marvelous Inc.) who just can't seem to make a game without those big mommy milkers (plays a cutscene from Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash ), comes a remaster of a classic farming sim, that seems pretty much designed to remind you of the ways this genre has evolved. ![]()
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